Options for your Theme Wedding
Getting married is making a serious, life changing commitment. It is also a joyous celebration and can reflect your hobbies, lifestyle and passions. Pastor Dave supports that joy and will consider a wide variety of dress or even costume requests. Here are a few examples.
A Little Fun from a Seahawks Themed Wedding
As the officiant referee for this
wedding, I will be asking if anyone objects to this union, but before I do
let’s lay out the official rules. In the NFL,
coaches are given a red flag called a challenge flag. If they feel the refs made a bad call they
can throw the challenge flag. The
referees will review the play and determine if the refs had it right. At this
wedding, anyone may throw the challenge flag if they believe that this will be
an invalid union. I will review the
challenge and overturn the ceremony if I feel this marriage is a bad call. And of course I will be completely
impartial. Just like Pittsburgh
Refs. But if I do not overturn the
marriage and the challenge fails, the challenger shall be ejected from the
wedding for unromanticlike conduct.
Clear? Alrightee then. If any person can show just cause, why this
couple may not lawfully be joined together, let them now throw the challenge
flag, or else hereafter forever hold their peace.
(Brother in-law throws challenge
Is that a San Francisco fan, or should I say Santa Clara Forty-Whiners fan? What
more could be expected but bitterness and jealousy. After further review, the
marriage stands as called. I'm not even
going to bother to throw you out of the wedding. Being a San Francisco fan is punishment enough.